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Index
The Cast Quantum Coyote |
| Chronicles of the Cake Stop |
| Character Biographies |
| Spesh |
 Spesh discovered the Cake Stop Bar and Grill quite by accident. He had been
headed elsewhere at the time, but he liked what he saw, and decided to stick
around to see what happened next.Spesh has briefly alluded to spending some time with a group of off-road racers known as the Corridori (bit like the Iceni, but without the scythes on the wheels), who roam the North Downs of Surrey. It was the Corridori who introduced Spesh to his two steeds, from which he took his name. He still favours their high-contrast colour scheme of black, silver and yellow. Despite this, some drivers still find it difficult to spot him, even in broad daylight. It could be the case that the infamous "Skunk Works" have had a hand in equipping Spesh, as well as the S-Works. Not that they will admit to this of course. He has two bikes built around Specialized frames. The Matrix is an Allez M2 MMC-framed road bike in Midnight Blue, decked out in Campagnolo Chorus. The Bike With No Name is an S-Works M4 MTB hardtail with Pace Pro-Class forks, tricked out with Hope, Middleburn, USE and X-Lite. A chance remark about wanting to customise BMWs with a Lochaber axe has led to Spesh being fast-tracked into the League of Gentleman Cyclists. Which only goes to show that you should be careful what you wish for. Spesh is laid back and easy-going, but dangerous if provoked. Once sufficiently irritated, the word that springs to mind is "ominosity", and lots of it. Fortunately, this doesn't happen too often. Anyway, Spesh can't be that bad. Test data suggests that he's only destined for the sixth circle of Hell. FROM THE FILES OF THE ABD Sex: Male Height: 5'10 (178cm) Weight: 170lb (77kg) Eye colour: Brown Hair: Black Race: XC/Caucasian hybrid Distinguishing features: Visual acquisition has proved difficult. Analysis of the one photo we have shows assorted scars from XC crash-damage, and a strange penchant for wearing Specialized MTB gear even when on the road. MEMO Oh great, a stealth cyclist, that's all we need. The tech division reckon he 's got some kind of active optical camouflage woven into his jersey, or it's just the colour scheme making the agents' eyes water. Speaking of eyes, we did get one report that claimed the subject's eyes glowed red after a very near miss. If he was that mad, our agent was lucky to get away intact. Privately, we think that he has been at the Gales HSB again, but it might be worth getting the Demonology Dept. involved, just in case. It has also been reported that the subject's eyes glow red if severely provoked. We suspect that the South Hampshire Intelligence Team have been on the Gales HSB again. URGENT 1. It would appear that the subject has been placed on the LoGC fast-track program, so there's no knowing what he is going be packing if we meet him in a combat situation. He seems to be immune to chavscum having undergone extensive aversion therapy. And given what he can encounter on a quiet night out in his local, probably even our undead operatives won't faze him too much. MOST URGENT 2. As if being hard to track wasn't enough, it now turns out he's been tooled up with some kind of axe. Intelligence reports describe it as a hi-tech Lochaber with a carbon handle, shock damping and insulating grips, and the blade is tipped with titanium nitride. We might need to use heavy armour to take this one down.   |